Why do babies look so chubby?
Do some pull-ups, chubby baby
Do some pull-ups, you little coward
Get a six-pack, I bet you won’t
When sheep fall asleep, do they count us?
All clouds are pee, if you really think about it
At some point or another, clouds are pee
The only thing bigger than my
Massive wiener is my
Willingness to lie about its size
It’s huge!
It’s amazing that I’ve seen all of these murder documentaries
On Netflix, and I’ve yet to kill a single dude
This is my impression
Of what it would sound like
To make sweet, sweet love to a beatboxer
It go like-
How do wе know that all dinosaurs are brown?
How do we know that?
How can we know that?
Last timе I lost my stamps
I glued a quarter to an envelope
And I winked at the mailman
I winked at the mailman
How many times has a bus driver heard
“The Wheels On The Bus” and cried?
What do Donald Trump and I have in common when I’m on the toilet?
It’s Stormy Daniels
It’s Stormy Daniels
Cuz my poopy’s so loosey it’s goosey poopy loosey goosey in my butt
What does a deer see when he sees my headlights?
Does he see God?
Does he see aliens? That’s cool
Why are they called malls
When they’re really ig?
Some grandmas are sexy, you know it’s true
Statistically speaking, there’s a sexy grandma waiting for you
I can change a tire
But can a tire change me?
I don’t think so
I don’t think so
I wish to learn the secret language of the bees
They speak in tiny dances
Are they talking about me?
I’m a Pisces, which clearly means that my parents
Banged in May
If sharks need to keep swimming
To stay alive
Doesn’t that mean that all sharks should also have six-packs?
What’s the deal
What do you got to prove
When you say Croissant
When you say Croissant
Are you a French spy?
Do you tell French lies?
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