If you’re feeling down and out
Ain’t no way to scream and shout
Momma put you in a ball and chain
Hopeless mourn and torture pain (?)
But in the light of the moon, it’ll happen soon
This nasty little book will open your look
“50 ways to kill your mother”
〈.?.〉, run her over, give her the fork or kill her with a knife
“Smash her, crash her, pollute her, or just shoot her!”
“Mama, boom”
50 ways
50 ways
50 ways to kill your mother
50 ways
50 ways
50 ways to kill your mother
〈.?.〉 cook her in the pot, cut her 〈.?.〉
Send it to heaven or poison her tea
Flat iron, snake bite, 〈.?.〉, dude with a plastic bag
“Grill her, chop her, 〈.?.〉, or ask your big friend a favor”
50 ways
50 ways
50 ways to kill your mother
“Mom!”
〈.?.〉
〈.?.〉
Mafia style
〈.?.〉
50 ways to kill your mother
“Way thirty-three:”
Struck by lightning
“Way thirty-four:”
Birthday-cake surprise
Do it with daddy’s 〈.?.〉
Or spend a thousand bucks on a professional killer
〈.?.〉
Smash her head against the wall
Do the dynamite or 〈.?.〉
〈.?.〉 in the coffee pot
Ketchup with a trap
“Crush her, punch her, hunt her”
50 ways
50 ways
50 ways to kill your mother
50 ways
50 ways
50 ways to kill your mother
A present for king-kong
Don’t forget a good old pillow trick
Show her the moon!
Hang her from a rope
Slice her (slice her, slice her)
“〈.?.〉”
〈.?.〉 the fish
Preserve her in oil
〈.?.〉
“〈.?.〉”
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