If I could sh#t out my c#ck
I could sh#t standing up
I’d paint my name in brown
All over London town
If I could sh#t out my c#ck
I’d get a TV show
A book deal would follow
And Hollywood, you know
I’d be the toast of society
With my c#ck notoriety
Hot babes, they would all sleep with me
If I could sh#t out my c#ck, uh-huh
If I could sh#t out my c#ck
Right, second verse, errrrm..
If I could sh#t out my c#ck
My effluent so eloquent
My yellow piss like brown cement
My cocky-turds could pay my rent
His cocky turds could pay his rent
His cocky turds could pay his rent
His cocky turds could pay his rent
But there’s a flaw in my plan
What can I do for an encore?
I know! I could spunk out my eyes
And make babies when…
Daddy cries
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