I don’t know if he’s a being that’s conscious with rich slang
But in the beginning, God caused the Big Bang
Some are tryna knock that and get us all scrolling
Saying ‘twas a big bounce that set the ball rolling
9 billion years later, the Milky Way birth the sun
Thousands of centuries later, earth was formed
Then a large object hit the planet, sonic boom
And tore off a chunk of its junk to form the moon
At a point, the world was totally covered in water
Then plate tectonics did their thing, another disorder
That brought forth land, the sun didn’t dry up the seas
As to origin of life, for now it’s all hypotheses
I don’t follow what clergy do, I’m no acolyte
Earliest life forms were microbes seen in stromatolites
You thought it started from grass? Dude, please!
Neither did it start from herbs and fruit trees
Everyday a star is born, I don’t mean Jay-Z or J. Cole
But the kind that appeared when Mary’s baby was days old
Some older than the sun, some come and retreat
Should we be quiet? ‘Cause some are being formed as we speak
Is it all random or was it destined to be?
Held to ransom or is my mind messing with me?
Things could have gone far more than a trillion ways
And there was evening and morning the gazillionth day
This is how God did it
Not by magic but chemistry and physics
Not with word of mouth or lyrics
Yeah, I’m dropping knowledge
Open your third eye and peep it, come on!
As to the origin of life in essence, no stereos
So let’s start this history lesson from prokaryotes
Unicellular organisms, showed growth in the seas
They produced oxygen by photosynthesis
Made the atmosphere more conducive for life
How eukaryotes evolved still confusing for guys
After those came sponges and fungi then jellyfish
And worms, the atmosphere became very rich
In oxygen and that sparked the Cambrian explosion
Diverse creatures arose on land and the ocean
The crustaceans, brachiopods and trilobites
Some creatures large and some small like kilobites
Liverworts and mosses, initial land plants
Before forests of trees became rampant
Then came first vertebrates, jawless fishes
Then insects, amphibians and four-legged creatures
All this mixture in the search for flawless features
Evolution’s actions far from scoreless fixtures
Sharks to reptiles, dinosaurs to mammals to birds
Some couldn’t handle the world
A reference to the five big extinctions
The last obliterated the live T-Rex kingdom
And the rest of dinosaurs, I know we had all sorts
But not before flowers like magnolia burst forth
This is how God did it
Not by magic but chemistry and physics
Not with word of mouth or lyrics
Yeah, I’m dropping knowledge
Open your third eye and peep it, come on!
Almost 13.8 billion years after creation began came the earliest relation of man
That’s when our lineage broke away from the chimpanzee’s
And took 7 million years to get to us kings and queens
The small-canined Sahelanthropus hyped the labyrinth
Before the Orrorin’s habitual bipedalism
Then Ardipethicus, some of its features maybe alien
But they brought forth our short, broad basicranium
In your schools no syllabus
Teaches that the first tool maker was Australopithecus
The picture gets blurry like we view chromatism
Till h#mo habilis with reduced prognathism
First of our genus if you follow the records
Succeeded by the fire-starting h#mo erectus
With major increase in brain size, digesting was rapider
The first in our lineage to like exit from Africa
Then h#mo heidelbergensis came and ruled the spot
The first species to build shelter from wood and rock
In Africa, they evolved into h#mo sapiens
Neanderthals, Denisovans more European and Asian
All interbred till only h#mo sapiens was left
By 40,000 years ago, all the ancients was dead
So you know creation didn’t take six days now
God rested after the Big Bang and let things play out
Some other h#mo species I didn’t mention
The h#mo rudolfensis, h#mo naledi
h#mo antecessor and h#mo floresiensis
This is just the first edition of the creation story
As discovers more sh#t, it’d be edited
As it should be
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Plasthic Slash & iamMHP Lyrics – A Non-Mythical Creation Story