Hurry! Hurry! Come quickly..
There’s been an accident
A terrible horrible accident
A first aid kit
Do you suppose
He’d be upset if I arrange for her death
And made it look like an accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Accident
Do you suppose
If I flung her over the side
The coast guard would think she was the victim
Of a drowning accident?
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
One should always wear a life preserver when boarding
Accident
Do you suppose
If I made her eat the pillow
He’d think she was the victim
Of a heart attack?
Heart attack
Heart attack
Heart attack
Heart attack
Accident
Accident
Accident
A first aid kit
Do you suppose
If she walked into the kitchen
And burst into flames
He’d think she was the victim
Of a cooking accident?
A horrible grease fire accident
A horrible grease fire accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Do you suppose
If I dragged her from my bumper
For miles and miles
She’d appear to be the victim
Of an automobile accident?
Accident
Accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Airbags are only effective
When used with safety belts
Safety belts
Safety belts
Accident
Accident
A first aid kit
Do you suppose
If I scalded her with hot gt#ts
They’d think that it was Al Green’s wife?
Al Green’s wife
Al Green’s wife
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Run get the first aid kit
Apply a tourniquet
Accident
Accident
Do you suppose
If I stone her to death
He’d think she was the victim
Of an avalanche?
Avalanche
Avalanche
Avalanche
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Do you suppose
If I shove her off the airplane
She’d wish she had a parachute?
Parachute
Parachute
Oh no! She hit the grass!
Here come the ambulance
Ambulance
Ambulance
Ambulance
Accident
Accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Run get the first aid kit
Apply a tourniquet
Tourniquet
Tourniquet
Accident
Avalanche
Ambulance
Ambulance
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Accident
A terrible terrible accident
Accident
A horrible horrible accident
Apply a tourniquet
Tourniquet
Tourniquet
The first aid kit
First aid kit
First aid kit
Tourniquet
Accident
Avalanche
Ambulance
Ambulance
Safety Belts
Safety Belts
Accident
Accident
Al Green’s Wife
Al Green’s Wife
Accident
Accident
Accident
Accident
Officer i assure you
It was an accident!
A terrible horrible accident
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Ride Committee fet. Roxy Lyrics – Accident