You just walk in and you just go like *substitute teacher noise*
Quiet down and listen immediately
Just caught a homeless man goin through my trash
I went up to him, I said give that back!
He started runnin, and he tripped on a crack
He said, “Ouch, my back!”
Woke up this mornin, and I pooped my pants
I turned over in my bed and I peed my pants
Dinosaurs was b#tches they couldn’t take the heat
Then it was the Ice Age and it was cold!
Got so high I saw a Dunkleosteus!
Went to the store, and bought a Prius
Drove out the parking lot, really rеally fast!
Policeman came up, and he was mad!
Walk in my grandma’s house and hit her in the face
Then I turned around and hit my grandpa with haste
Tried to run out, but I tripped on a couch
Tried to prone in Black Ops but I just crouched!
ALDIS HOES
*teacher noise*
ALDIS HOES
*laugh*
Go to Aldi’s to pick up some hoes
I steal some sh#t, and punch the clerk in the nose
Take her back to my place to play Spiderman 2
Wait a minute, this b#tch smell like poopoo!
Looked at the McDonalds menu, didn’t see the nuggets!
Asked the lady about it and she said they outta nuggets!
Looked cross the street and saw a Domino’s
Asked for a pizza, with extra hoes!
Moved to Montana to avoid my taxes
When I go poopoo my butthole relaxes
Asked my mamma for help with a pickle jar
Damn I need glasses, I can’t see far
Junk food got me feelin alright!
Told a fat man about it, he tryna fight!
Saw a bear in the woods and it took my food!
It’s okay though, I’m still clutchin my uz!
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