Each plug is clogged with yer long dark hair
There’s half eaten pastries in the frigidaire
Cigarette butts in coffee cups and more
My nerves are shot I wait for you at night
Them boys will fuss and they will fight
In the moot pursuit of any cause
But I’m as happy as a clam
Shaky as my hands
However long you’re back home my baby
I don’t buy white bread or any brown liquor
It’s organic fruit stamped by the picker
That sh#t is expensive so’s the electrickery bill
Hairdryers straighteners lesser appliances
Ballache strains on meagre finances
Howsabouts fish fingers and two flutes to fill?
But I’m as peaceful as a lamb
My perambulent Madame
However long you’re back home my lady
Apartment for Two
What else can a dreamy daddy do
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