Girl, I must warn you
I’m seeing decorations in the aisle
Like this ornament taco truck
And it’s not Christmastime for a while
There’s a thousand plastic trees
And it’s not even freaking Halloween
And she’s getting out the garland
And even the Nativity scenes
Yo, check it out now
It’s driving me out of my mind
It’s 82 days ’til Christmastime
You’re way too far ahead
Pillows, snowflakes, tinsel [Rum raisin bread]
You guys, it’s autumn
Never trust a big bulb and a smile
You guys, it’s autumn
This Santa’s on a nuclear warhead
That’s a super aggro sleigh
This psycho elf will give me nightmares
I think I’m gonna put it away
So many balls, it’s driving me out of my mind
In the bowls, in the halls, on еvery surface
I really don’t dеserve this
They’re made of glass and so they make me nervous
Autumn, used to be my favorite, but the fact is
Now it just feels like Christmas has attacked us
I took my kid to a basketball practice
We came back to a holiday cactus
Tried to put my beer down, but I wasn’t able
‘Cause there was too much crap on the table
Kim Holderness here, she’s running the show
Bells, balls and snow
Now you know
Ho ho ho
It’s driving me out of my mind
She put weird elf things on my wine
Can’t take this green and red
Why are we decorating so far ahead?
You guys, it’s autumn
Never trust a big bulb and a smile
You guys, it’s autumn
She’s dangerous
Autumn [Ah yeah, ah yeah yeah yeah]
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