Announcer in English accent: (clears throat) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. There’s been a change to tonight’s programme. It appears that the scheduled conductor, Dr. Phil Harmonic, of the Cranston Harmonics, is in fact a train conductor, not a trainED conductor. Therefore, the selection for tonight’s performance will not be Mozart’s Sonata in Gee Whiz, but rather a piece entitled…
Steve, whispering: Bananas
Announcer: Bananas. Performed by Steve…
Steve, whispering: Just Steve
Announcer: Steve, and the Banana Bunch
Eat at Joe’s
Eat at Joe’s
You know, he knows
How to make the best banana pie
Well he mixes the cream right in
And the crust, it tastes like grandma’s
But the big secret to Joe-Joe’s pie
Is using bananas
When your stomach’s grumblin’
And you get to mumblin’
‘Bout your cookie crumblin’
You know where you gotta go-go
Eat at Joe’s
Eat at Joe’s
You know, he knows
How to make the best banana pie
He mixes the cream right in
And the crust, it tastes like grandma’s
But the big secret to Joe-Joe’s pie
Is using bananas
Better make a reservation (I already tried!)
Better get there early, son
‘Cause bananas are lined up for miles outside
They’ll be waiting for the big banana show
Put on by our good friend Joe (Hi there!)
Well the pies are shakin’
The roof is bakin’
What are you waitin’ for, Schmoe?
Eat at Joe’s
Eat at Joe’s
You know, he knows
How to make the best banana pie
Wherever you go, you know
The secret to Joe’s, so go
And look for the big yellow fruit
That hangs from a tree
Take it from me
It’s the recipe
For Joe’s sweet banana pie
Eat at Joe’s
Eat at Joe’s
You know, he knows
How to make the best banana pie
Wherever you go, you know
The secret to Joe’s, so go–
Silly, interrupting: Oh no, oh no! This is no– Hold on. What are you saying? Hold on. Hold! {music stops} Hold it! Uh-huh! OK champ, this is silly
Steve: Huh?
Silly: Nilly, and lilly
Steve: Yeah, I know but–
Silly: Are you trying to tell me that the secret ingredient to a banana pie is bananas? Well, well of course there’s bananas in banana pie! (scoffs) How else are you gonna make it? It doesn’t make any sense! I think– just– uhh– you see what I’m saying?
Steve: Yeah, I guess it doesn’t make any sense. Maybe this song is TOO silly. I guess we should just pack it up, then, guys
Bouncer: Uhh, I got an idea
Steve: What’s that, Bouncer?
Bouncer: What if the secret ingredient, instead of BA-nanas, was FLA-nanas
Silly: Flananas?!?! Now what are you talkin’ about?? What are flananas?
Bouncer: Umm,, well, that’s the secret
Silly: Oh!
Steve: Yeah!
Eat at Joe’s
Eat at Joe’s
You know, he knows
How to make the best banana pie
Wherever you go, you know
The secret to Joe’s, so go
Whether in rain or snow
You don’t wanna miss that show, no no (no no)
‘Cause the big secret to Joe-Joe’s pie (yeah!)
The big secret to Joe-Joe’s pie (uh-huh)
The big secret to Joe-Joe’s pie
Is using …
Silly: FLANANAS!
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