Beetlejuice Lyrics – Xhris2Eazy

Beetlejuice Lyrics by Xhris2Eazy

If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
Nine
Lets go, go, go, lets go
Lets go, go

I look like i’m half dead, i look like i’m beetle juice
Life ain’t got no happy endings, think i need a new masseuse
You already fat as hell, why the f#ck you pour the deuce
I be hiding in my shell, i break out like a koopa troop

Walkin’ round the mall, hunnids on me like it’s blues clues
Treat me like the crash out kid, they treat me like a loosе screw
I’ma bend the rulеs, they asked i was doin voodoo
Who the f#ck is you?

They said xhris, you is a coocoo
Got your b#tch under my shoe just like some doggy doodoo
I been swaggin’ out way back when i was sippin’ yoohoo
Swaggin’ out the womb, i been swaggin’ out since ’06

I was social distancing way before covid
I was tweakin’ off the drank, snapchatting my old b#tch
Get the f#ck up out that rut, come on, xhris focus
Got the hokey pokey on me i ain’t gotta show it

Got a cold heart ’cause the winters be the coldest
Lil shawty petite and she treat me like the potus
Pokey on me, extra sharp be careful how you approach it
I could fit him a pot, i think i could poach ’em

And i pull the strings like i was a puppet master
I think she a got a bbl i think she got her #ss done
Gimme one more year before i pull up in the aston
Leave ’em in the past, jimmy neutron gotta blast ’em

Saw me in the turning lane, i’m speeding right past ’em
Screaming seb they thought that my name was sebastian
It’s a different day, different week switch up my fashion
Sometimes i make ’em mad i know that i could be an ass- (be-be-be-)

You can suck my balls, you could also sniff my #ssh#l#
Ain’t nobody want me around, i had to work my #ss off
Hats off
Surfin’ on a thot, i’m david hassle

She said she like rdl, i brought her to my castle
I be working magic, turn the mountain to a molehill
We was smoking gas and eating shrooms up in the hotel
You a pretty white boy, you be shopping up at whole foods

I’ma let you talk your sh#t but it’s not the whole truth
Downing bottles one by one, i’m f#cked up off the 40 proof
I’ma f#ck like it’s a marathon, this sh#t like h#rn# juice
You a buster got no swag, i think you sippin’ corny juice

Shawty lame as f#ck, i said “you ain’t even worth talking to”
Go and brush your teeth, your breath be stankin’ got a missing tooth
Turban on my head, it’s 9/11 when i’m in the booth
I’m the friendly giant, you can kiss my #ss and lick my boot

And my nut sack too
Ask if speak french said “omelette tu”
Look into my eyes turned to statue like medusa do
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Xhris2Eazy Lyrics – Beetlejuice

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