Flea bitten face in the midst of a meeting
Muzzle on the edge of the Merlot rim
As the man gives praise to the ones he loved
And spurs the lives of the ones he f#cked
Wagging the limb that if cut sends him askew
Four-legged freak the world’s his room with a view
He sees green because his mind’s so h#rn#
Thinks of the old days all the while in his dreams
No girls, no fun, man, no girls, no fun
No girls anywhere in the whole wide world
Oh my God I’m a pent-up sucker
A real bad mother, and another and another
The scenery peridot all she touched
The boutique man, he wasn’t enough
The good boy engineers his fate
The good boy gets her out on a date
Long ago, he had a name
The czar was tame, the signal flange
October came and chapped his hands
Stuck between the beast and the man
No girls, no fun, man, no girls, no fun (he writes the tune and we pay his dues)
No girls anywhere in the whole wide world (he seems like a good ol’ boy, he seems like a good ol’ boy)
Oh my God I’m a pent-up sucker (gaining human form upon requited love)
A real bad mother, and another and another (but it just wasn’t enough, but it just wasn’t enough)
Big deal, I’m Alvin Schwang
‘Tis real, I’m Alvin Flang
The flame, the game, so tame
Can you think of anything better, Shane?
Foaming tooth upon contact with chlorine
The key lime baby coming Chappaquiddick
Paddle to the center of the scene
Announce to all your name means Alvin Prick
’Cause yer a dick
You make me sick
She’ll flip
No girls, no fun, man, no girls, no fun (he writes the tune and we pay his dues)
No girls anywhere in the whole world window (he seems like a good ol’ boy, he seems like a good ol’ boy)
Oh my God I’m a pent-up sucker (gaining human form upon requited love)
A real bad mother, and another and another (but it just wasn’t enough, but it just wasn’t enough)
And another and another and another and (I wish this was just a cartoon so I could be like)
And another and another and another and (this is real as f#ck, I like the way they don’t give up)
And another and another and another and (tweet about it – “more stories like this, so important”)
And another and another and another and (but it really happened, OH GOD IT REALLY HAPPENED)
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fern – face down
Buckingham Greene Lyrics – Big Deal! I’m Alvin Schwang!