Tyler:
Well, one day I tied a string around a quarter and dropped it down to a bridge
A mathematician whipped out his ruler and measured the diameter and circumference of that quarter
He then had a colleague write an equation on his shiny, BALD head…
They divided the diameter by the circumference… wait, nononono… Yea-yea-i-it was the- it was the circumference by the diameter! Mhm…
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Well, uh, then a hobo emerged
He said, “Gimme dat big dollah!”
The mathematician refused and refuted with
“If you take this big dollah, I will take my shoulder, and kindly budge you off this bridge”
The hobo-ignoring the mathematician’s warning, swiped for this “Big Dollar”
And the following brawl sounded, uh, something like this…
Hold on, they took a second, they-they were just staring at each other…
Alright, it sounded like this!
Well then the XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pansexual Roto-plooker stepped in
Now, this particular XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pansexual Roto-plooker happened to be a prototype
But it’s function was to dissolve conflict between any hobos and mathematicians that was started over a piece of money that has been called a nonsensical slang-term at least once
The XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pansexual Roto-plooker then evaporated the hobo and mathematician with it’s ultraviolet gamma ray, and dismantled itself within the matter of 27.2 seconds
I pulled up the big dollah, satisfied with my experiment
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