Borgan Church Lyrics – Fart Party

Borgan Church Lyrics by Fart Party

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If you’re hearing this, you’re balls are about to explode
Oh my god
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Sex
Divorce

p#n#s
Pеnis
Don’t say it that fast
China

EDP
Monkey Juice
Finland
We still got only 8 bеats left what are you doing?

Ah I’m Thomas Hopkins this is Morgan Barnes
And this our amazing new song
OoooOOOOOOOH
I’m Thomas Hopkins

And I like to punch old women
When they diss my sh#t yeah
I go and take them swimming
Swimming up Bryn Bach

Swimming in the f#cking lake boys
Swimming up Bryn Bach
Then I leave them in the water woo
When you see me in town

I’m f#cking shooting her#in
Try to bring me down
With the wrong c#nt you are meddling
I’ll turn your mam’s t#ts inside out

I’ll throw her down the stairs
Morgan Barnes now on the mic
Say your f#cking prayers!
Hi, I’m Morgan

I think
Take your trash beats to the sh#te house
I’mma blow up your dad’s light house
See your mum coming out the bar

Beat her to a pulp with a mayo jar
My bros call me mysterio
Cuz I make your dick go dissapeario
My favourite word is material

I’mma f#cking turn into a cheerio
I took a sh#t on your Nintendo switch
Oh your mother? She’s my b#tch
Your entire front garden is covered in sh#t

I did it and I’ll do it again
I’ll put my balls in your letterbox
Having sex all night
Cover your face in sh#te

Just took a sh#t on an orphan
Just got eaten by a fridge
Put my baby in the microwave
Hit the Quan on minorities

Just hit my sister with a train
She did a nae nae
(Farting in the party)
With Michael Jackson and DaBaby

In a 2010 Lamborghini
Up front we got Tigra and da bunny
The cars go boom just like a fart
Yeah me and your mom we play Mario Kart

Fart all day we fart with you
Send you f#ckers to Timbuktu
Running down town from the fart police
With Ke$ha and the Black Eyed Peas

For farting in the KFC
Made the whole place smell like HIV
Then lo and behold we saw Captain Price
He said “You’ve got dicks the size of mice”

The he gunned down the police he didn’t think twice
Then we ran faster than Disney on Ice
Running from the chavs with the Henry Hoover
Pull out a Glock say wocky wocky

Get on a boat go to JoJo Biden
Henry hoover did a doodoodoodoo
Stinky feces are over the body body
Pull out a pack of some detos (woo)

Zebada Zebada sheba nomeba lageba shabeeba
Pull up in da space drinking shetos
Just hit your mother with a turnip (poopy)
Eating a radish on the toilet

Doodoo feces surrounding me
All over the walls and shizzy shizzy
Meeting a donkey on the trainy trainy
Oh no he got run over

Oh sh#t it’s Ben Kirby
Yo waddup it’s Ben Kirby
Some other losers call me Mark Scheme
b#tch yo #ss look like a monkey

I bet you don’t even own a Tesla (bruh)
I hate your hair
You sound like a meemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeep
What’re you f#cking gay?

I asked for a taxi not a gnome in a little tykes car
You look sadder than the dream fanbase
Is that brown sh#t or just your face
Let me guess, your sexuality is goose

You’re a mouse and I’m a moose
Might as well be going to a cemetery
Seriously man, that place will be dead when you walk in
So get that b#llsh#t out your head

Having sex all night
Cover your face in sh#te
Just took a sh#t on an orphan
Just got eaten by a fridge

Put my baby in the microwave
Hit the Quan on minorities
Just hit my sister with a train
She did a nae nae

Bruh ooh my god
Shut up mark scheme
Woo!
Having sex all night

Cover your face in sh#te
Just took a sh#t on an orphan
Just got eaten by a fridge
Put my baby in the microwave

Hit the Quan on minorities
Just hit my sister with a train
She did a nae nae
f#ck YEAH

I blew up a care home
Stapled my c#ck to the wall
Larry’s gone to jail
For stealing ten grams of crack

Riding to the gurnos
To punch Ben in the face
I’ve ran out of ideas
Rest in peace John Coltrane he was very good at the trumpet

Hideki Naganuma!
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Fart Party Lyrics – Borgan Church

Fart Party

Borgan Church