Down in south Mi’ssipi
There’s a place called Cracker Barrel
They make some damn good eggs
And some b#tchin’ #ss chicks
It’s a real good eatin’ place
They also have an assortment of toiletries
When you’re gettin’ that grumbling’ in your tumblin
It’s a real fine place
But I’ll give you some advice
Don’t get their gotdamn fajitas
It’ll give you diarrhea! (It’ll give you diarrhea, Cletus!)
Diarrhea!
Bring my iced tea you snag-toothed b#tch! (Sir)
No you don’t have to talk like that, I’ll get you your iced tea
f#ck you, you brought me sweetened tea, f#ck you b#tch
No I’ll get you your iced tea just calm down
You f#ckin’ b#tch I have a right as an American to (Calm down)
I have my right as a mid-western southern American (Sir I’m gonna-)
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