Oh my god such a beautiful day
I know it’s gonna be
Perfect time to find a way
To catch some stds
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em catch ’em
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
I gotta catch ’em all
I got hepatitis a through motherf#cking z
I got so many st motherf#cking ds
Bugs are crawling through me i got spiders, beetles, bees
I want aids but i only got hiv
I’m a bug catcher
All these stds are gonna get captured
Find a bug on tinder and i’m gon’ match her
Hit it so hard now her pelvis shattered
She gets flattered, b#tch
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ‘еm all
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em catch ‘еm
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em
Ima bump to this hit
With the bumps on my dick
You a dumb piece of sh#t
If you don’t hump on a b#tch with no condom
What’s the fun in that?
What’s the fun in having sex if you can not get crabs?
No problem with spreading ’round my seed
I just wanna be the guy who catches every std
Throw my pokeballs on that p#ss#
Three shakes and i’m done
And i just caught some herpes, warts, and chlamydia
f#cked a konstnar got spooky vaginosis
Now my dick thornier than a bed of roses
f#cked an iguana now i got salmonella
Not exactly what i wanted but i guess i’ll still count it
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em catch ’em
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Hop on craigslist looking for a gift giver
She had gonorrhea so i really wanna hit her
Now she’s on the mic and its time to introduce her
She’s the baddest b#tch with an overworking liver
You didn’t give a f#ck well now you got scabies
Nibble on those nuts, wow you got rabies
Didn’t go to school now this is what i do
I sell myself to some creepy f#cking dudes
Hey b#tch who the f#ck you calling creepy?
You b#tch now you got an std
Wait, f#ck you’re right that’s true
Yeah what the f#ck wrong with you?
I don’t know, you wanna go get coffee?
I feel like that date would go awfully
Then what am i gonna do for the rest of this song?
I don’t know just end it
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