For you I’d roll
A twenty-sided die
Anytime
And you’ve got so much charisma points
Well I swear that it is a crime
And if the dungeon master won’t let us date
I’ll throw him into some man-eating slime
For you I’d beat up fifty hobbits
Babe name the place, babe name the time
Call me Lothar
When you call me
Oh just call me
Babe
Call me Lothar
When you call me
Oh just call me
And I think that I can become
The barbarian of your dreams
Even though I’m kind of fat and at the same time
Oddly skinny?
But I’ve been working out in theory
Almost every day
And learning how to put unicorn meat
On our dinner plate
Call me Lothar
When you call me
Oh just call me
Babe
Call me Lothar
When you call me
Oh just call me
And I was thinking for our honeymoon
We could stroll to the ice pits of the forgotten demon
And then you know
We could decorate our castle with battle axes
You know, stuff from IKEA for you, hon
Cuz I’m always thinking about you
I was thinking we could have you know five or six kids
One could be an illusionist
One could be some kind of gnome
You know, whatever he wants to be
I’m not gonna judge him, you know
Not like my barbarian dad did
The jerk
So
Call me Lothar
When you call me
Oh just call me
Babe
Call me Lothar
When you call me
Oh just call me
Call me Lothar
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B.A.Johnston Lyrics – Call Me Lothar