Checkin’ My Pager Lyrics – Jazzberry Ram

Checkin’ My Pager Lyrics by Jazzberry Ram

Randy, it’s alright to cry
Sometimes we all just wanna die
Randy, two trees and a dog
Sometimes that’s all that we got

If love’s a drug, i’m a dirty needle
A conduit for all evil
If love is a drug, i’m a dirty needle
A conduit for all evil

Checkin’ my pager, vibrator on
Checkin’ my voicemail for words to a song
Checkin’ my p#n#s, looking for sores (ouch)
Checkin’ my skin for clogged pores

And i don’t know love
No i don’t know love
No i don’t know love
No i don’t know love

Randy, it’s alright to cry
Sometimes we all just wanna die
If love’s a drug, i’m a dirty needle
A conduit for all evil

If love’s a drug, i’m a dirty needle
A conduit for all evil
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ the ledger
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ the ledger

Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ the ledger
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ the ledger
And i don’t know love
No i don’t know love

And i don’t know love
No i don’t know love
My pa be john macleod
Don’t make me tell you again

He be of that special breed
A breed called fisherman
But spanish, french, and portugese
They keep eating all his fish

“i hope you all get shot and die”
That’s all i really, all i really wish
That’s all i really wish
That’s all i really, all i really wish

That’s all i really wish
That’s all i really, all i really
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ my pager (checkin’ my pager, checkin’ my pager)
Vibrator on (vibrator on)

Checkin’ my voicemail, checkin’ my voicemail (checkin’ my voicemail, checkin’ my voicemail)
For words to a song (for words to a song)
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Jazzberry Ram Lyrics – Checkin’ My Pager

Jazzberry Ram

Checkin’ My Pager