〈Verse 1〉
A bowl of cooked Spaghetti!
〈Verse 2〉
Luigi: On the second day of Christmas, the princess threw at me
Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 3〉
Princess Peach: On the second day of Christmas, the princess threw at me
Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 4〉
Mario: On the fourth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me
Four pissed-off cops
Princess Peach: Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 5〉
Toad: On the fifth day of Christmas, the princеss threw at me
Five hours of Justin Bieber!!!
Mario: Four pissed-off cops
Princess Peach: Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 6〉
Wario: On the sixth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me
Six pianos chomping
Toad: Five hours of Justin Bieber!!!
Mario: Four pissed-off cops
Princess Peach: Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 7〉
Steve: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven sexy surprises
Wario: Six pianos chomping
Toad: Five hours of Justin Bieber!!!
Mario: Four pissed-off cops
Princess Peach: Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 8〉
Narrator: On the eighth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me
Eight retarded jokes
Steve: Seven sexy surprises
Wario: Six pianos chomping
Toad: Five hours of Justin Bieber!!!
Mario: Four pissed-off cops
Princess Peach: Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 9〉
Bowser: On the ninth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me
Nine #ss Rippings!
Narrator: Eight retarded jokes
Steve: Seven sexy surprises
Wario: Six pianos chomping
Toad: Five hours of Justin Bieber!!!
Mario: Four pissed-off cops
Princess Peach: Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 10〉
Old Man: On the tenth gay of Christmas, the princess threw at me
Ten Pikachus!
Bowser: Nine #ss Rippings!
Narrator: Eight retarded jokes
Steve: Seven sexy surprises
Wario: Six pianos chomping
Toad: (*unintelligible gibberish*)
Mario: Four pissed-off cops
Princess Peach: Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 11〉
Waluigi: On the eleventh day of Christmas, the princess threw at me
Eleven shirtless men. Heh heh
Old Man: Ten Pikachus
Bowser: Nine #ss Rippings!
Narrator: Eight retarded jokes
Steve: Seven Santa’s sexy underwears
Wario: Six pianos chomping
Toad: Five hours of Justin Bieber!!!
Mario: Four pissed-off cops
Princess Peach: Three magic rocks!
Luigi: Two Teletubbies
〈Verse 12〉
Weegee: Weegee wee, Weegee Weegee, Weegee Weegee wee!
Weegee Weegee Weegee!
Waluigi: (*exclaiming while fighting Weegee*)
Old Man: Where is my jewels?
Bowser: I came in like a wrecking ball!
Narrator: Yep, I’m done. What the hell is going on?
Steve: Seven s-Hi guys!
Wario: Oh My God!!!
Toad: I love you Mario!!!
Mario: Shut up!
Princess Peach: (*unintelligible gibberish*)
Luigi: Wha! Ooooohoohoohoo!!!
Teletubbies: Tubby Custard! Tubby Custard!
〈Outro〉
And a bowl of cooked Spaghetti!
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