This Christmas kinda sucks
This tree looks kinda high, then again so do I
Can’t smoke up a mistletoe, but damn I tried
I hate this winter theme, it’s 38 degrees
A bump’s the only snow I’ll ever see
(Pre Chorus)
Warming my soul with a cold strip of North Pole
Maybe I’m just a little too old
Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white
My gingerbread house is on fire
(Chorus x2)
So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
And I know I should be happy enough
But I’m gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
I think Christmas kinda sucks
This Christmas kinda sucks
My parents hate their exes, so I split bеtween addresses
Avoiding conversations with thе last progressive
Now I hate to complain, but it’s just another day
I’d rather take a brandy than a candy cane
(Pre Chorus)
Warming my soul with a cold strip of North Pole
Maybe I’m just a little too old
Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white
My gingerbread house is on fire
(Chorus x2)
So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
And I know I should be happy enough
But I’m gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
I think Christmas kinda sucks
Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
And I know I should be happy enough
But I’m gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
I think Christmas kinda sucks
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