I sh#t so much, i clogged the toilet drain
I had diarrhea, my stomach was in pain
I sh#t so much, i was going insane
My #ss felt like it was bursting into flames
I used way too much toilet paper
That sh#t flew out my #ss like a laser
I sh#t so much it cut my #ss like a razor
That sh#t so hot the water turned to vapor
My bathroom started to flood
My plunger was a dud
My #ss was covered in blood
And i was swimming in the crud
There was so much water, i almost drowned
There was so much sh#t, it wouldn’t go down
There was so much sh#t, all i could see was brown
I was covered in sh#t, i looked like a clown
The toilet wasn’t flushing
I had to stop the water from gushing
It was a real bummer
Thought i had to call a plumber
But thеn i got an idea
To clean up the diarrhеa
I could eat the poop and drink the water
To stop the sewage from getting taller
I put my head in the toilet and took a bite
I drank all the water and ate all the sh#te
The clog was so tight, it took all night
But i was able to lower the water’s height
There was water on me, i was soaking wet
There was sh#t on the floor, it was a mess
But i was still happy the sh#t went down
I was so relieved that i didn’t drown
And even though my stomach is still sick
I’m still happy that i can finally take a shit
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My Toilet Is Clogged Lyrics – Cloggers