Cock Pushups Lyrics by Tenacious D
Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out
Yeah?
Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready
Yeah?
Yeah, I been doin’ c#ck pushups
c#ck pushups?
Yeah
What are those?
It’s where you f#ckin’ lay down flat on the ground
Yeah
And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground
No, that’s, that’d be impossible, your c#ck can support your whole weight?
Well not at first
Yeah?
But over time
Hmm, how, how many pushups can you do?
c#ck pushups?
Yeah
I guess you could only do one really
Yeah, well one is all ya need
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Tenacious D Lyrics – Cock Pushups