D.I.L.F. :) Lyrics – The Steedly Steeds

D.I.L.F. 🙂 Lyrics by The Steedly Steeds

Yeah!
Yesterday I saw your Dad in the front yard
He was mowing the lawn it made me so hard
I wanted to walk over offer him a hand

But I got so nervous that I sh#t my f#cking pants
I got butterflies all up in my dick yeah
I could be talking to your Dad but I’m a b#tch Ahh!
And if I could I would say something smooth like

“Hey what’s up man, could I suck up on your b##bs”
Dads!
I wanna f#ck ’em yeah!
Dad! Just wanna love ’em yeah!

And if you got a (Mini U?) and a ballsack
You better know that I’ma motorboat that buttcrack
I wanna f#ck ’em yeah!
Dad! Just wanna love ’em yeah!

And if you got a (Mini U?) and a ballsack
You better know that I’ma motorboat that buttcrack
Let’s talk about your Dad
He f#cking rocks yeah!

I wanna see that dirty b#tch yeah above my c#ck yeah
It’s like a ferris wheel
He’s going up and down
I smack the f#ck out of his #ss it’s feeling nice and round

And now he’s mad now
I hit him too hard
Hey I’m sorry man
I hope you rate the yard

You know on second thought
f#ck that!
I can treat you how I want because you’re f#cking trash
Yeah!

Dads!
I wanna f#ck ’em yeah!
Dad! just wanna love ’em yeah!
And if you got a (Mini U?) and a ballsack

You better know that I’ma motorboat that buttcrack
Dads!
I wanna f#ck ’em yeah!
Dad! just wanna love ’em yeah!

And if you got a (Mini U?) and a ballsack
You better know that I’ma motorboat that buttcrack
Dads!
I wanna f#ck ’em yeah!

Dad! just wanna love ’em yeah!
And if you got a (Mini U?) and a ballsack
You better know that I’ma motorboat that buttcrack
Yeah!

That shit’s clean as a bean
That’s the end of the album right there#
How is this song gonna be called D.I.L.F. if we never said D.I.L.F.?
D.I.L.F

D.I.L.F.! b#tch!
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The Steedly Steeds Lyrics – D.I.L.F. 🙂

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D.I.L.F. 🙂