Jacking my sh#t, not f#cking a b#tch
Not using lotion cuz i’m with the sh#ts
Skeeting and skeeting, and flicking the wrist
Beat my dick like mike, gave it a lisp
Don’t f#ck with yellow, all white when i piss
I can’t stop jacking, got no time to sh#t
My dick looking at me
Just missed the towel and momma’s not happy
Man i don’t know what’s happening
Beating my sh#t in the back of the taxi
I’m screaming while jacking
It’s been an hour, my voice getting raspy, ugh
I don’t know if i’ll ever stop
Fleshlight my favorite prop
Just splooged my last drop and each days getting tougher
My door bouta open up but i got it off at the buzzer
Public wack, call me under cover
Ddd i didn’t stutter
When i bust, that’s the nutter butter
More endurance than a runner
Catching drops like a gutter
Started jacking, ain’t heard from her
Now i got no use for her
I’ll say pog myself
I don’t need no help
I bust by myself
f#cked elf on the shelf
Jk m#sterb#t#d
December i wasted
It’s destroy dick december
Reminiscing of november
It’s a bold endeavor
It’s the most horrible time of the year
Aye
Bouta beat my dick so hard
Made it 10 days so far
That’s 55 ej#c#lations
Millions of sperm from s#men station
My dick limp and just pulsating
It won’t work
Rubbing and rubbing and tugging and tugging
And out came nothing
I don’t even use no lotion
Scar tissue at this point
I think my dick’s broken
It can’t even get moist
It’s not even wet
At this point it’s a chore
I feel like a man-wh#re
Ran out of water in my whole body
Dehydrated and my dick’s floppy
Damn, that’s a double whammy
I could c#m in her and she still won’t need plan b
Why? cuz my sperm count so low
And i can’t even swim, so how would they know
Went through a box of tissues in a day cuz i’m also sick
At least i still have god, matchbox cars, and half my dick
It’s destroy dick december
Reminiscing of november
It’s a bold endeavor
It’s the most horrible time of the year
It’s destroy dick december
It’s the month to remember
We be c#m gunning sweat running
Ball exploded, dick eroded
I really miss november, back then my junk was together
Recently i feel dismembered, day 15 i could feel better
Spreading my cummies and sh#t
Could give a f#ck bout a b#tch
Meat hanging by the skin
31 days of sin
Accumulate and m#sterb#t#
How could you not participate?
Everyday everyday everyday
How many times the dates gonna dictate
I’ve never been in this much pain
Sheets were clean, but they got stained
Manhood’s been feeling drained
Next level exhausted
Tip ain’t even frosted
Dick is dry, i’m suffering
Holdup, wait
My s#men is buffering
Squirt squirt, i’m sputtering
Low fuel, recovering
Day 30 got me acting awry
Don’t hear from me? i probably died
By the rules i must abide
By the mailbox, i’ll sh#t and cry
It’s destroy dick december
Reminiscing of november
It’s a bold endeavor
It’s the most horrible time of the year
Running from the cops, cuz i ain’t beat my dick (dilf)
Shooting all the cummies, it’s making me feel sick (nut)
Day number five, man i’m starting to run dry (chris brown)
Day number six, i kinda wanna die (yup)
Day number nine and i’m bleeding when i piss
c#mming to the quota not a day that i could miss
Sperm bank, i’m sending them a box (c#m)
They had no idea it was filled with my c#m socks
Glass in my lotion
My c#m is the potion
Month of devotion
f#ck it, nut in a trojan
Sawzall to my shaft
This the month of math
Each day i gotta add, 496 i’m going mad
December 1st i be paint a pad
Imma come a nomad
Pro gamer on a speed run
Y’all be wishing that you want none
Rapid fire with my hand
You know i keep my c#m canned
You already know
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