It’s Sammy P back with another song
For this one I’ve bought a friend along
His name is Hex and he’s got a big dong
And what he’s gonna tell you will never be wrong
Hey it’s Hex I’ve got something to say
In December there’s 31 days
The amount of times you have to m#st#rb#t#
Is the same as the first number in the date
It’s Dick Destroying December
It’s gonna take some guts
Dick Destroying December
It’s time to bust somе nuts
It’s Dick Destroying Decembеr
It’s part of our folklore
Dick Destroying December
Your c#ck is gonna be sore
So while you’re waiting for the snow
You’re gonna have some loads to blow
And instead of going to Midnight Mass
You’re gonna stick a finger up your #ss
When Christmas comes you won’t be driving home
Cause you’re gonna wank like a metronome
And instead of going out on New Year’s Eve
You’re gonna wank ‘til you can’t breathe
It’s Dick Destroying December
It’s gonna take some guts
Dick Destroying December
It’s time to bust some nuts
It’s Dick Destroying December
It’s part of our folklore
Dick Destroying December
Your c#ck is gonna be sore
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