My girlfriend always hated that my dick wasn’t that big
Then she broke up with me ’cause i couldn’t stick it in
Doctor, doctor! oh no, oh no!
What’s seems to be the problem?
I think my dick’s broke
Well, let’s think about this; how do you know?
I watch p#rn for, like, five hours and it didn’t even grow
When is the first time you noticed that you couldn’t even get a rise?
Well, i think it was after my ex broke up with me, because she wasn’t sexually satisfied?
Hmm, i think you need to take some drugs
You mean like some nyquil?, no not exactly
I think you need some dick pills
I’m gonna take some dick pills
And it’s gonna grow a whole lot bigger, yeah
I’m gonna take some dick pills
Then after that i’m gonna stick it in her, let’s go
Dick pills
Dick pills
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Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Just grow my dick so big that i can’t even see the end
Bottle said, “warning: use as directed”
But i took so many pills that now my dick is stuck erected
On a scale of dick size, mine’s a thousand out of ten
’cause i tried having sex with a girl but i couldn’t fit it in
Then it started squirting stuff that was gooey and chewy
And after that it grew some more and it started talking to me
It said, “let’s get revenge on your ex”; i said “ok, but first i need a refill”
When he asked, “a refill on what?” i looked him in his hole and said: “my dick pills!”
I’m gonna take some dick pills
And it’s gonna grow a whole lot bigger, yeah
I’m gonna take some dick pills
Then after that i’m gonna stick it in her, let’s go
Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Just grow my dick so big that i can’t even see the end
I showed at her front door and said, “i’m gonna stick this down your throat!”
So she grabbed a chainsaw and tried to cut it off but then the chainsaw broke
I’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk
I’m gonna make it work and i’m sorry if it hurts
I’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk
I’m gonna make it work and i’m sorry if it hurts
I’m gonna take some dick pills
And it’s gonna grow a whole lot bigger, yeah
I’m gonna take some dick pills
Then after that i’m gonna stick it in her, let’s go
Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Dick pills
Just grow my dick so big that i can’t even see the end
(i’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk) i’m gonna take some dick pills
(i’m gonna make it work and i’m sorry if it hurts) and it’s gonna grow a whole lot bigger, yeah
(i’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk) i’m gonna take some dick pills
(i’m gonna make it work and i’m sorry if it hurts) then after that i’m gonna stick it in her, let’s go
(i’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk) dick pills
Dick pills
(i’m gonna make it work and i’m sorry if it hurts) dick pills
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(i’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk) dick pills
Dick pills (i’m gonna—)
Just grow my dick so big that i can’t even see the end
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