Hello, my darling, I love you
You’re the only one for me
I think all the others are stupid
That’s why I court you
You’re so different, very special
I always realize such things fast
Now get undressed and lie down
‘Cause I’m so in love with you
It’s about to get dark, soon it’ll be night
Men are pigs
Don’t trust them, my child
They all want that one thing
Because that’s just how men are
A man only feels like a man
When he can do it with you
He lies through his teeth
Just to get you into bed
And then the next morning
He doesn’t even remember your name
Reckless and uninhibited
Emotions are totally alien to him
For him, love equals loss of s#men
Always be aware of this, girl
Men are pigs
Don’t ask for sunshine
Unfortunately, there are no exceptions
There’s always a pig in every man
Men are sows
Don’t believe them one word
They pledge their troth to you
And then the next morning they are gone
Yeah, yeah, yeah
“Why are you playing these games? Why are you pretending you don’t love me?”
“You haven’t got the vaguest idea what love is. We don’t even know each other.”
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And if you do make the mistake
To pick up a husband
Soon after your wedding
Your knight of the rose will mutate into a beast
Then he will show his true self
All unshaved and disgusting
Drinking beer, watching TV and quickly getting fat
And burping and farting in the marital bed
Then you’ll have King Kong for husband
Men are pigs (Boring pigs, nasty pigs)
Don’t trust them, my child (Fat pigs, mean pigs)
They all want only that one thing (Stupid pigs, crooked pigs)
For true love they are blind (h#rn# pigs)
Man are rats (Boring pigs, nasty pigs)
Only treat them with cunning (Fat pigs, mean pigs)
They want to screw (Stinking pigs, shady pigs)
Anything with a heartbeat (h#rn# pigs)
Men are pigs (Boring pigs, nasty pigs)
Don’t ask for sunshine (Dumb pigs, mean pigs)
Unfortunately, there are no exceptions (Stupid pigs, n#z# pigs)
There’s a pig in every man (h#rn# pigs)
Men are cars (We don’t want no cop pigs)
Only without a spare wheel (Fat pigs, mean pigs)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Mollies and stones against cop pigs)
Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo
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