All the junkies here shaking and scratching
Half of them on the edge of relapsing
They’re so grim and so frail
They’re so thin and so pale
Except this one bloke doesn’t look like the rest
Steeziest c#nt had headphones round the neck
Sunnies inside to cover his eyes
I think to myself “f#ck, I wanna say hi!”
But he’s lookin’ so staunch
Could knock me flat without second thought
I built up the courage went up and said hey
I used to smoke 600 billies a day
These cunts are f#cked
Wanna be mates?
He looked at me with a smirk
The name’s DJ ORSi bruz lets get to work
I knew we’d be mates from the get go
Asked him his favourite drug he said techno
That doof doof and untz untz
All that shit; hectic
And straight up I had to respect it
I thought this c#nt gets it
Most disc jockeys are dick jockeys
But this c#nt, he gets it!
He said blokes go out to chase all the gangas
But he’s in the corner jerking off to bangers
He’s trying to relax, trying not to relapse
But nothing feels better than fatties that slap
He told me the reason that he split with his ex
Was coz when she’d want sex
He’d be scratching the decks
So she dumped him
And all the cops every time he got the party jumping
Blatant moose knuckle the ladies will suckle
He turned all the lights off and caused a kafuffle
For foreplay he rips off his gear, Melbourne shuffle
Da-unn-da-unn-da-unn-da
Da-unn-da-unn-da-unn-da
It’s f#cken going off brah
Plenty more filth in his locker
He said that’s how it’s gonna be
DJ ORSi if you’re f#cking with me
Then I’m f#cking with you
Best prepare for some fat f#cking tunes
Catch me in Wilderness dishing out all the runes
f#cken aye, meet me at the love parade
If you think you’re better off alone
Real quick best be changing your tone
The reason I’m here if it’s not fully clear
Is coz I am addicted to audio gear
If it’s psy-trance, it’s tight in my pants
Defending my space with my Alex Dance
Party is buzzing, muzzing your with cousin
Naughty beats we sink by the dozen
There you go just another f#ckhead sesh creature
Yeah DJ ORSi man it’s so nice to meet ya
f#cking hell not bad, quite the first impression
Mate you’ll be at my next session?
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