Hey, hey there, Lori
Full House isn’t even that funny
And the reboot show is cringy
And you get a slap on the…wrist if you’re Aunt Becky
Full House compared to shows made by Dan Schneider
Make him look like a white Richard Pryor
Two months for bribing your daughter into a college?
You should have got that being on a show was so garbage
Is the standard really that low for celebrities?
It’s a big deal; they give two months to Lori
Olivia, shut your mouth with the apologies
We can all see what you’re doing clearly
If your mommy wasn’t caught in the act
You wouldn’t be apologizing and that is a fact
“I don’t understand why these people are triggered
Cheat my way to college and help my mom take rowing pictures”
Olivia, here’s your dose of reality
Something a trust-fund baby will never see
I had way more credentials than you did for USC
My score was garbage when it came to my SATs
If I applied, they probably would reject me
Your mommy’s rich, so you can get in easily
Get accepted when you didn’t put effort in
While Harvard can reject you for being Asian
Even though you have a stellar application
You understand why people are triggered
So, to you and your mom, here’s my middle finger
Hey, hey there, Lori
Full House isn’t even that funny
And the reboot show is cringy
And you get a slap on the…wrist if you’re Aunt Becky
Hey, hey there, Lori
Full House isn’t even that funny
And the reboot show is cringy
And you get a slap on the…wrist if you’re Aunt Becky
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The Whatever Kid Lyrics – Dose of Reality