Poop in one hand, and poop in the other
How kids be eating sand and kiss they mother? (kiss ’em)
Heart skips and flutters when i’m with my brothers (gay)
Milk the sh#t out them like some f#cking cow udders (poop man!)
I’m no cookie cutter poop man, wu-tang
Look in the toilet, and it’s looking like some loose sand lloose sand)
Blue crayons, this is what i really wanna talk about (c#m)
The types of poops that make you wanna scream and shout (ahhh)
Yeouch. i think i have gout (what’s that?)
Now pull up your pants and lay on the couch (i do)
It was out before you thought it was released
Relax one minute, and now its on your niece (statutory)
Knee deep in this doo-doo (doo-doo!)
Who knew this dude would talk about poo-poo? (poo-poo!)
Eat it raw or even on a platter (platter)
Serve it up and gulp it down like its riley *fart* (ow!)
Poopie’s getting fatter (porta-potty)
Call me indian ’cause i’m the sh#t on these streets (poop!)
I love him so much that i’d nut on his feet (that’s also gay)
Uh-oh i think i started a crowd (c#m)
If you’re offended by this song then this is how you sound (kamala)
Make you c#m fast, make you c#m quick (quick)
Make you c#m fast, make you c#m quick (quick)
Make you c#m fast, make you c#m quick (quick)
Make you c#m fast, make you c#m quick
Round 2, not done yet, don’t flush yet (dirty)
Don’t pull up those pants, don’t wipe ya #ss (don’t wipe it)
Damn, lay one out in the jacuzzi (cuzzi)
Pull it pass the filter, oopsie, what a doosie *growls*
You must excuse me for my shitty behavior (poo-poo!)
Praise toilet paper, three-layer, thats my savior (thats my man)
Call the mayor, i laid an oscar meyer wiener (wiener)
You should’ve seen ‘er, i’ve never seen nothing greener (wow)
Whats for dinner? beans and more fiber (hwuahhh)
Add some prune juice, now things are looking dire (harder!)
Fire in my stomach, i might boil it (ouch!)
Flyers posted like “have you seen this toilet?” (poo-poo!)
He must’ve ran in the confusion
I don’t blame it when your turds give you contusions (bloody!)
It causes {?} and other grand outcomes
Out comes a brown flush it down the crowned one (turtle head)
Now hun, thats cow c#m, yum!
Put it all up in hao’s mouth, it had to go south (i’m a virgin)
{?} how he eats up my poop
He either serves it up like soup or saves it for a group (dinner)
And i oop- and i just had to get it in
And i just had to say that premarital sex is a sin (skrrt)
And my big balls are a win (preach)
Please hao stretch my balls thin (please)
Make me grin (grin)
Then i feel my tummy rumble, makes me almost stumble (woah)
Real big trouble when i feel my betty bubble (cum!)
{?} and stubble, it almost lets loose (loose)
I almost dropped a deuece and slurped it up like juice (shout out jeff epstein)
Poop had me at my {?} call me the buddha
They treated me like a god back in aruba (‘ruba)
’cause every time i farted they thought it was a tuba (mhm)
R.i.p. jeff epst’ i know he got shootas
I’m out b#tch (shout out gabe)
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Dookie Mane Lyrics – Double Flusher