Today is Christmas
Here is your present
Kind of hungry
Imma go make a sandwich
Kick down the doors
Gonna teach you a lesson
You’re kind of creepy
With your child obsession
This is a story about three little elves
Who decided to rebel
To a guy named Santa
Rude #ss f#cker
Who reeks of egg shells
Eats a lot sugar
You’re fine? I can’t tell
“Santa can we get a raise?”
“No you can’t, now get away”
Now we ride on Santa’s sleigh
And terrorize this holiday
Happy holidays
To the dungeon where he lays
Yeah, the dungeon where he lays
Yeah, the dungeon where he lays
In the dungeon, where lays
On occasions
He has little green slaves
And they’re Asian
We’re gonna catch this b#tch
Manifestations
(Rodger, Rodger giving him a vacation)
They’re getting harder to sell
They’re getting harder to sell
They’re getting harder to sell
They’re getting harder to sell
Today is Christmas
Here is your present
Kind of hungry
Imma go make a sandwich
Kick down your doors
Gonna teach you a lesson
You’re kind of creepy
With your child obsession
Today is Christmas
Here is your present
Kind of hungry
Imma go make a sandwich
Kick down the doors
Gonna teach you a lesson
You’re kind of creepy
With your child obsession
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Origami Dragons Lyrics – El Christmas