What?
What? Bee bee bee
What? Bee bee bee
(Astro, wake up silly)
What?
Sitting by myself
n#gg# I’ve been on this shelf
Dressed up in red, red is all I want in hell
I hear the bells, Santa’s coming here to help me from this hellhole full of kids trying to steal my magic
Everyday I gotta make these dumbass lil’ kids happy, (Woah)
But what about me? b#tch I’m never happy. (What?! What?! What?!)
Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells (woah)
Every single night the mother has to stitch my arm
Because these dusty lil’ kids keep ripping at my arm
Man why does Nick force me inside the house where the devil is
Take me back Saint Nicholas, I wanna be in my room instead of this
All these kids will get nothing because there on the bad list
If I kill you it’s not my fault, I’m a narcissist
Candy cane Glock will it hit or miss? (What, what, what?)
I will poison all your candy do you think you’ll handle it (yeah)
Sitting by myself
n#gg# I’ve been on this shelf
Dressed up in red, red is all I want in hell. (What?! What?!)
I hear the bells, Santa’s coming here to help me from this hellhole full of kids trying to steal my magic
Everyday I gotta make these dumbass lil’ kids happy, (Woah
But what about me? b#tch I’m never happy. (What?! What?! What?!)
Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells (woah)
Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells, f#ck Jingle bells (woah)
Bee bee bee
Bee bee bee
Bee bee bee
Bee bee bee
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