Hum-a-hum-a-hum-a tune of forgiveness
For the rest of your life
Because you’ll need it!
Sew-a-sew-a-sew-a pocket for catchphrase
On the breast of your shirt
So you will have it!
Change-a-change-a-change-a couple of name tags
So you have his and he has yours
Now I don’t know you!
Along-along-along-a highway of weaker minds
No place for a person of your calibre to purchase some fuel!
You introduce me to one expensive hobby after another
I get seduced by one expensive hobby after another
Perpetual and costly, I’m not sure that I will recover
You introduce me to one expensive hobby after another
Sing-a-sing-a-sing-a song of a seamstress
For your debut pants
Or you will split them!
Shake-a-shake-a-shake-an infant annoyance
For the sake of some peace … and quiet
Now hear the sirens!
Take-a-take-a-take-a traveling salesman
To the edge of that cliff
Who pushes who!
Wind-a-wind-a-wind-alarm clock for heart ache
Wait for the arrival of a cardigan to muffle the tick!
Emancipation of that hard-earned stash of disposable income
It’s a disease, a curse, a habit I cannot refrain from
Control is too far gone, I’m drowning in collectible clutter
You introduce me to one expensive hobby after another
Hear-a-hear-a-hear-a chorus of tyrants
On the edge of their thrones
Don’t like your manners!
Slam-a-slam-a-slam-a door in the chapel
The minister thinks angry thoughts
They’re not about you!
Fake-a-fake-a-fake-a bout of pneumonia
New Jersey’s beaches!
March-a-march-a-march-around the crowded jazz rehearsal
Who’s spectating? Who’s parading? Someone bring this band to an end!
Pathetic waste of sailboat sits there rotting in the harbor
The weekly trips to your exceptional Parisian barber
It can’t be checkers, crosswords, sewing, birding, much too frugal
Another month of this and I’ll be forced to ramen noodle
Collecting late fees on my credit card for recreation
Cut off from logic, it’s a self-inflicted separation
Another week of this and I’m not likely to recover
You introduce me to one expensive hobby after another
One expensive hobby after another
One expensive hobby after another
One expensive hobby after another
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