Baby baby (wooh, sing that sh#t you fat b#tch), you don’t understand
(i’m about to teach you dumb f#cks a little something that they can really love) how much i love you baby
How much i wanna be yours
You may think that she’s your typical broad
Traditional broad, behaving when you give her a call
But you’re retarded if you really think that pigeon is yours
Man that b#tch be taking more balls than miniature golf (haha)
She isn’t solo when you’re dolo and beginning to miss her
You’re not a h#mo but you’re blowing someones dick when you kiss her (fag)
While you’re wondering why her dirty tongue is so bitter
Your boy finished being with her and he’s zipping his zipper
This sh#t is so simple but yet you kiss her you the brethren
But she’s turning sperm invisible like the b#tch was a wizard (dang)
While you roam photo buckets just to stare at pictures
Some other n#gg#’s all up in her while he’s wearing your slippers (sippa sippa)
You wanna get a rock and brawl it
Acting like you didn’t know your hoe’s a cockaholic (b#tch)
You think that she’s your true lover but you’re just a cucumber
And you’re such a sucker but it’s okay cause you love her (love her)
Baby baby (damn man), you don’t understand
(m#th*rf#ck*rs don’t get it) how much i love you baby
How much i wanna be yours (you’re stupid)
Baby baby (what the f#ck’s wrong with y’all), you don’t understand
(listen) how much i love you baby
How much i wanna be yours
It’s kinda funny but it’s so sad n#gg#
That your b#tch turned you into a hoe #ss n#gg# (hoe #ss n#gg#)
Now she’s doing this and doing that getting dicks up her booty crack
While you’re home and trapped feel like a low-jack n#gg# (f#ck that)
Your boys tried to warn you, but you’re being dumb and ignorant
I’d roll with sucking dick before the day this sl#t is innocent (two)
b#tches make you break, i don’t care how tough your image is
You’re not in love, you’re just being a f#cking idiot (#ssh#l#)
Now she’s on your nerves and her voice tone’s killing you
You’re feeling like a herb cause your boys won’t chill with you (herb)
You being the money-bringer’s the only way she deals with you
And you put a ring on her finger when she ain’t feeling you (why!?)
You might as well let her take a sh#t up on your face
Cause she’s sh#tting on you daily plus the kid is on the way (dang!)
Homie kiss your life goodbye cause it’s all far from worth it
You shoulda just cheated on her and got caught on purpose (caught on purpose)
Baby baby (all you had to do, you coulda had her best friend just spread eagle on the couch), you don’t understand
(and she coulda just walked in while you’re tearing it up) how much i love you baby
How much i wanna be yours (but no)
Baby baby (you wanna be a dumbass m#th*rf#ck*r and stick with this b#tch), you don’t understand
(alright) how much i love you baby
How much i wanna be yours
Now verse three is for all the little girlies that think they’re in love but don’t even know what the word means (nope)
Yeah, he remembers your anniversary, but when you think he’s working, he’s f#cking a b#tch with herpes (herpes)
But for some reason you’re leaving it in the past
Letting him inject his infected p#n#s up in your snatch (eww)
Timmy gets a little sad but it’s funny as hell
Cause when they say men are from mars but they’re dummies as well (get some)
Yeah when you’re both in bed he’s probably f#cking you up (uh huh)
But if someone left you for dead he wouldn’t come for your health (f#ck that b#tch)
Cause he’s in love with someone else even if he seems down
He only sees you on the weekends cause you’re just a rebound (damn)
Accept it baby girl you’re just a hoe on speed dial (like chinese food)
And if you turn up pregnant he’s gonna tell you “peace out”
And why the f#ck would he even wanna stick with you when he knew the whole time you had another n#gg# too (too)
Baby baby (dumbass b#tch man, f#ck), you don’t understand
(that’s right, it ain’t just the dudes) how much i love you baby
How much i wanna be yours (every god damn time)
Baby baby (don’t even front, acting like love lasts forever), you don’t understand
(f#ck that sh#t) how much i love you baby
How much i wanna be yours (be smart and learn from them m#th*rf#ck*r)
Baby baby (cause you ain’t gonna make it better, you got the same traits as they do, stupid common f#cker), you don’t understand
(what if you wanna pretend to be in love) how much i love you baby
How much i wanna be yours (cause most of you dumbass m#th*rf#ck*rs don’t)
Baby baby (and then wonder why is everything going wrong?), you don’t understand
(when half the time you got into the relationship on a f#cked up level anyway) how much i love you baby
And how much i wanna be yours (real talk)
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Donnie Menace Lyrics – f#ck Love 101