I fell asleep watching “Planet Earth”
And dreamt about the end times
There was only jellyfish
And no one left to tell me to appreciate it
The Earth is not your mother
Or your keeper
Or your lover
She didn’t ask for any of this
She doesn’t owe you sh#t
f#ck your lawns
Plant a garden
f#ck your landscape
f#ck a handshake
You can’t make me sing
The Earth is crying
It’s me who’s gonna die
And she will be fine
How many times does David Attenborough have to put a special out?
Will you watch it from your Tesla
With a burger in your mouth?
And I could wax poetic about all thе beauty of the forest
But bеfore us was primordial hell
So let’s just queue the chorus
f#ck your lawns
Plant a garden
f#ck your landscape
f#ck a handshake
You can’t make me sing
The Earth is crying
It’s me who’s gonna die
And she will be fine
And it’s not Armageddon
No, it’s slow
But it’s getting worse
Waters rise from high rises
You can bet who perishes first
Tell Thomas Malthus he can suck it
He’s a f#cking classist prick
Scarcity’s a lie
We’re fed so we don’t eat the rich
f#ck your lawns
Plant a garden
f#ck your landscape
f#ck a handshake
There’s no compromising oceans rising
f#ck your prophets we’re f#cking dying
Forests reborn from the ashes
Mother Earth won’t kiss our assses
We can try or we can die
She won’t wonder why
And she will be fine
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