Picked up this chick today she said she needed some help home
She robbed me for my cash, my stash and even my cellphone
On top of that my f#cking car broke down
Already late for work, i hope my boss don’t hound me
So i get to work, some f#cker parked in my spot
I’m screaming at him, yelling “f#ck off and suck my c#ck!”
He tried to fight me, so i punched his #ss in the gut
Dragged him and beat his f#cking face into the back his truck
And my boss, was not happy, fired me i’m like “bet!”
Turned around, yanked my dick out and peed on his desk
He called security, i slapped this punk in the face
With my scrotum, jumped out the window and f#cking escaped
I got home my wife told me “this ain’t goin’ to work
I’ve been seeing somebody else, b#tch i hope that it hurts”
I’m like “okay, hand me my bong while you’re at it
It’s been a f#cked up day, piss off cause i’ve f#cking had it”
I had a f#cked up day
So i’m gonna puff and blaze this weed
I’ve had enough today
f#ck out my f#cking face b#tch, please!
So i’m sitting there, smoking a bowl on the couch
This new man that my wife found decides to open his mouth
He keeps calling me names and he’s f#cking shoving me back
So i threw him onto the ground and started thumping his #ss
I picked him up, and smashed him into the table
There’s glass all over my ankles, his back is broken i think so
I have to go getting late, though “f#ck that i’m phoning the pigs!” oh
f#ck that, i open the window and catapult to the main road
As fast as i can i make an escape and run to my homies’
Out of nowhere he pulls a piece and aims it up at my dome piece
He’s claiming i ripped him off, i didn’t i’m just in shock
I pushed him it pissed him off, he shot but he missed, i’m off
I ran a couple blocks down and hid in a f#cking dumpster
A homeless dude’s chilling and asking me for my number
I’m like f#ck it, “you wanna blaze this blunt in my pocket”
We hotboxed the dumpster, straight up puffin’ that chronic
I had a f#cked up day
So i’m gonna puff and blaze this weed
I’ve had enough today
f#ck out my f#cking face b#tch, please!
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