My mama told me, “Don’t you dare drink and drive”
But I crashed my car through the guardrail of the 405
And then I floated up to Heaven’s gates and I got in line
Where I waited till the bouncer looked me dead in the eyes
And he said, “Hey bro, who do you know here? You’re not on the list”
And I was like, “Oh sh#t, that’s so weird, I thought I’d get in
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he’s my friend”
And then he was like, “No, b#tch, you belong in Hell”
And then I said
“Don’t kick me out, I’ll burn it down, I’ll burn it down
Go f#ck yourself, I’ll burn it down, I’ll burn it down
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he’s my friend
Don’t kick me out, go f#ck yourself”
f#ck this stupid piece of sh#t club, I bet the drinks were overpriced
Going to Hell to get my dick sucked where there’s women and free wi
Straight to the Devil’s gates where I skipped the line
And I tapped up the bouncer, he looked me in the eyes
And he said, “Hey bro, it’s good to see ya, your name’s on the list”
And I was like, “Oh sh#t, that’s so sick, I knew I’d get in”
Then I talked to the manager, he’s my new best friend
And he was like, “Yo, b#tch, you belong in Hell”
And then I said
“Don’t kick me out, I’ll burn it down, I’ll burn it down
Go f#ck yourself, I’ll burn it down, I’ll burn it down
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he’s my friend
Don’t kick me out, go f#ck yourself”
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