Oompa Loompa
Doompa ti doo
I got another question for you
What is to make of an handsome Oompa?
What is to make of an handsome Oompa?
Handsome Oompa
Can clean up my mess better than a Roomba
Eat spicy tuna
Be a winner in a factory
Of pitiful losers
Have the most prude
Dyke-like c#nt say
Effortlessly write witty punchlines
That hit harder than the fist of Akuma
Handsome Oompa
Mario got bounce
But I too can get the jump
On the world’s most notable Goombas
Finely tuned
Shoutout to Eloim
My spiritual tuner
Contemporaries taking notes
I guess I’m ironically the rap game’s finest tutor
Got more highlight clips
Than some angry school shooter
Handsome Oompa
You should see me at 3355
With some of my nunahs
7 shots in, still functional
Take my 15 minutes of fame
Still punctual
Oral display of rapping
Guess it makes sense of my oriental
Got a factory of dope beats
Willy Wonka likes all of my instrumentals
When I hop on the Nintendo
Players online know they’re playing
Within the presence of a god
Heart of gold
It’s like receiving a golden ticket
When I give a head nod
Timmy’s dad liked egg nog
My dad happens to like chocolate
Workers get exploited all the time
And around the world
So such is the case that through me
They make a profit
“So basically I walked into the factory right… just to see how it runs and operate… and something caught my eye… there was this one Oompa Loompa… now you know Oompa Loompa’s are generally ugly and just an eyesore but there was something quite different about this Oompa Loompa… he hewas handsome… it was weird… I’ve never seen an handsome Oompa Loompa before… and I was just left speechless… when I left the factory, I thought. ‘What a shame’… that handsome Oompa Loompa shouldn’t be working in the factory all his life…he should be doing something better with his life… like being a model or starring in a p#rno (hahaha)”
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