Yuh
You are now listening to “hardest caucasian alive”
Aydoh
Is this that hardest caucasian alive?
Yup
Damnnnn
Yup (x17)
Bish-bish-bish better know, don’t touch my phone
I don’t have time for a b#tch, go home
Speaking on me, better watch your tone
Boi i’m hard like my dick or stone
But i don’t ever say no h#mo, i’m grown
Spy kids 3, when a b#tch play me
Lil carmen cortez, and i do her like stallone (okay)
Boy i run this sh#t, like a track meet
Have to be an athlete tryna get past me (run it)
Same pеople talk sh#t and don’t at me
Same pеople asking how i get so catchy
Talking all day how he out-rapped me
Got me cackling
Know it hurt badly
L-m-a-o
Tell me how you get hoed by a lil whiteboy with some acne (damn)
With my dogs, i’m shaggy (okay)
I’m getting this bread, f#ck fasting (yuh)
I talk my sh#t, no capping
Since high school, haven’t done acting
And you know i’m not one for the bragging
But i’m on track for a lil business degree
Just in case i don’t feel like rapping (uhh, catch up f#ckboy)
Yeah, (yup) for real, (yup)
I’d like to say sorry that i say b#tch a lot (sorry)
I’m a basic b#tch, that turned business thot
Cuz something bout money hit the spot
Walking round like the crimson chin
These dickheads more like the ‘crimson cock’
I tell my bro, go and get the glock
I c#ck it back, cuz it’s nerf or naught
I’m cooking up this hellfire, still keep it cooler than dippin dots
I dipped for a hot while but baby got back like sir mix-a-lot
One tray
Fifty shots
We get the guap, while getting sloshed
I’m a tipsy goat at the tippy top
I’m walt disney, you’re a disney jock ahhhh
Mannn
Ay jaydoh, ay jaydoh how’s it dangling?
Yeah, sh#t
I’ll make corbin bleu jump in, feel me?
Yeah, damn
I’m with my b#tches, we’re getting it in
Real b#tch, i don’t like to pretend
I’m talking like i don’t care who i offend
f#ckboys love to hop on a trend
Quitting rap, is what i recommend
And when i blow, i might put on a show
And then pay the homies just to f#cking attend (let’s get it!)
I said, hardest ever i don’t break i don’t freeze and
You built like ikea i’m built like nokia
So imma keep growing ch-ch-ch-ch-chia
Now she wanna bang like onomatopoeia
Boi-boi-boi imma blow that’s word to north korea
Your only goal should be survive
I don’t need diamonds to outshine these hoes
I’m already the hardest caucasian alive
Once more, b#tch i’m a cracker rapper with an ego
My masters ain’t in it, i don’t want the deal
You actors like leo, what you say ain’t real
And when i die, burn me, don’t give me to cleo
This for my brother working up at regal
Coronated when i picked up a pen
Hardest caucasian, boi i’ll drop a classic
Then i tell em watch while i do it again (p#ss#)
Caucasian, caucasian
Ca-ca-ca-ca-caucasian, caucasian
You are now listening to hardest caucasian alive
Whitest caucasian motherf#cking alive boy
You know what the f#ck
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Jaydoh Aydoh Lyrics – Hardest Caucasian Alive