It was a Saturday, or was it a Sunday?
Woke up in the morning and I’m already hungry
Slide down the stairs, and roll into the kitchen
Only to discover there’s no food in the fridge
I’m overcome with panic as the hunger sets in
The sweats, the shakes, I’m even tempted by the food bin
Saturate my mind with saturated fats
I’m getting ready for the journey to the shop
I’m ’bout to get
Cheese, eggs, beans, toast
Linda McCartney sausages, and avocados
Cheese, eggs, beans, toast
Bеyond Meat burgers, and tomatoes
Cut to thе shop (ow), I’ve made my decision
I ain’t no pig, I’m free as a pigeon
Flying ’round the shop with predator precision
I pre-rehearsed my route, I’m halfway through my mission
On my way home I stop at every single corner
Wheezing, sweating, like I’ve been in a sauna
Collapse on my front porch and scramble for my keys
I eat a pack of crisps cuz this is an emergency
I’m in the kitchen now, it’s about to go down
Gonna make enough food to feed the whole town
I’m on with
Cheese, eggs, beans, toast
Linda McCartney sausages, and avocados
Cheese, eggs, beans, toast
Beyond Meat burgers, and tomatoes
Fresh from the vine (fresh from the vine)
This is gonna be sublime (this is gonna be sublime)
Fresh from the vine (fresh from the vine)
This is gonna be divine
Oh god, oh no, I think I’m going under
My belly’s rumbling with the heavy lunch thunder
I’ve got to stay real still, forest of chunder
My food has got me in checkmate, I think I’ve made a blunder
In comes the nurse, he tells me to push (push)
Stroking my belly, it’s all full of mush
Tells me to breath, that I’ve conceived
He says, “The gift of life is the best gift you can receive”
I close my eyes, relax and unclench (ugh)
I drop a baby bomb that fills the room with stench
I’ll never be lonely, I get benefits too
I’ve had a baby that I thought was a poo
Made outta
Cheese (cheese), eggs (eggs), beans (beans), toast (toast)
Linda McCartney sausages, and avocados
Cheese (cheese), eggs (eggs), beans (beans), toast (toast)
Beyond Meat burgers, and tomatoes
I’m talking ’bout
Cheese, eggs, beans, toast, (uhuh)
Linda McCartney sausages, and avocados
Cheese, eggs, beans, toast
Beyond Meat burgers, and tomatoes
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