Here comes Christmas Bob
Selling cheap prezzies in the pub
If you’ve got the cash then you’re in luck
Get a VCR off the back of a truck
Bought my Gran a new TV
Christmas Bob sold it to me
A top-notch widescreen new Samsung
But the cops came ’round and Gran got sprung
Christmas Bob goes far and wide
That is when he’s not inside
North and south and east and west
Trying to avoid arrest (Greggy) (Yup)
Christmas Bob is a PHD
Got a DipEd and a BSc
He did all his work by mail
Doing time in Long Bay gaol (Tut-tut) (Take one Bucko) (Okay, I’ll do the next one)
When Bob was a lad, a car he stole
Went to court and jumped parole
From that momеnt it was clear
Bob had found his true career (Yah)
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Colin Buchanan Lyrics – Here Comes Christmas Bob