*There are reports of violence coming in from all over the city now, as this phenomenon appears to be spreading unchecked despite police efforts. WE have a statement here from police Chief Savini. I’ll read it now: “It appears the only way to stop an infected individual is to remove the head or destroy the brain.” Is this for real? Do I have this right? What the hell’s going on out thеre?*
It was Friday night, time to hit the town
But my baby’s actin’ crazy, so I ain’t stickin’ ’round
So I’m going to thе mall in my ‘69 Camaro
To pick me up a copy of the latest George Romero
I picked up my movie and was walking round the store
Seein’ all the big TVs and wishin’ I wasn’t poor
Just then a special bulletin – I couldn’t look away
There’s no more room in Hell – the Dead they walk today…
The Hero’s back in action!
He’s packin’ serious heat!
Picking off the stenches
Up and down the street
He’s shootin’ side to side
Looking for a place to hide
Do the zombie!
Boardin’ up the windows
Ain’t gonna take no chance!
Don’t wanna be invited
To the zombie dance!
And the bodies in the cellar –
They start to twitch and yell
Do the zombie!
Girlfriend’s turnin’ grey now
Foamin’ at the mouth
Her eyes are crazy white
And now there is no doubt
On her wrist she got a bite –
You know she’ll turn tonight
Do the zombie!
You raise your arm in the air
‘Cause you just don’t care!
Then you moan insane –
You must have brains (must have brains)!
Then you shamble to the left, and shamble to the right
And that’s how you do the zombie all the living day & night!
*Top scientists are hunkered…*
**In a secret lab bunker.**
*Doing experimentations…*
**To come up with explanations.**
*And they had to turn the page,*
**On monkeys filled with rage!**
*No Venus radiation,*
**Caused this situation.**
*Not 245 trioxin!*
**Or any other neurotoxin!**
And in their final days, one by one
Each doctor succumbed to the zombie fun!
The Horror Movie Hero
Met his match last night
When he got bitten by his girlfriend
Who wanted brain delight!
From the night through the dawn
It’s what’s goin’ on
Do the zombie!
You raise your arm in the air
‘Cause you just don’t care!
Then you moan insane –
You must have brains (must have brains)!
Then you shamble to the left, and shamble to the right
And that’s how you do the zombie all the living day & night!
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The Jolly Rogers Lyrics – Horror Movie Hero 3: Do The Zombie