Crazy witchdoctor threw me a bone
Hit me in the face on my way back home
Ran really fast but who woulda reckoned
Changed to a horse in the next one second
Hair on my body, down to my feet
With a big long tail and an arse full of meat
Four strong legs and a well-toned trunk
I’m hung like a horse, a true blue hunk
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
With ribbons in my mane, and glitter on my hooves
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
The local steed hotties pulling all the moves
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
Ka-razy pony b#tches champin’ on my bit
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
Yeah, checkin’ all the foals as they hit my sh#t
It’s not a fair date
You’re gonna make me very late
He’s really hot, he has a car
I’ve shaved my face, I’ve stuffed my bra
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Take this eye of newt for your charm collection
Just please save me quick from this giant horse erection
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
It’s not so bad, you’ll neva be lonely
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
Hey, everyone wants to be friends with a pony
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
Horse foreva, horse horse foreva
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