How To Be a Gangster Lyrics – Mr Pancake Man

How To Be a Gangster Lyrics by Mr Pancake Man

Made my way downtown
Seeing people frown
Kids scream as they drown
They smile like clowns

Soft as a peice of paper gonna date later
Hitting on a hot waiter
Feeling like a traitor
Baby look good in those jeans

No sad too keep tho she’s clean
They be calling us mean
Going with these flows
Hanging out with my bros

Watching our family grow
Gobbling down that snow
So you wanna be a gangsta?
Pull out you bike

Do a flip
Do a dip
Do a trick
Do a kick

No helmet
Now open your trench coat
Tommy gun
Salami gun

Mommy gun
Pull a smoove onto Steven
Move steven
Don’t be like Steven

Be like keivan
Cause we like keivan
Cause we like Noah
I’m the top tier thug

Killing behind my house
Handing out drug
Spilled choccy milk on my rug
I own 50 fifty Glock and a moped gang

This girl to the right love me for my tang
Because I’m yodel boy country duel bang
Just cried into my pillow for 3 hours
Saved a baby from a train with my powers

It’s valentine’s day and I didn’t send my mom flowers
This is how to be a Gangster
I’m the number 1 tik tok prankster
Got punched by a hamster but I’m triple X

Got my government money cashing out checks
I got a new pries yeah I got new specs
Me and carlos are having group projects
I hit Topher’s Girlfriend with my car

Went to the pub at 14 yes the bar
Went golfing with my homies and got a par
The Most Gangster sport is golf
Got covid from my dealer and now I cough

Watching frozen yeah I have a crush on christophe
This is the very end of my verse
To be honest I thought it would be worse
I just kissed my grandma’s nurse

He was cute
35 years old and sitting in a toddler swing
I’m eating ice cream with all my teeth
Put 2 pennies in church’s offering

Eat a lot of broccoli, I got a lot of green
Walk in the exit walk out of the enter
Saw a donut put some frosting in the center
Top tier Pokémon card inventor

Walk in the bathroom of the opposite gender
Put already blended stuff in a blender
Yeah I’m a real Gangster like I’m Mrs Maki
Rainbow hair, and still proud of being wacky

Last week, you were bumping to my Rap beats
Now we stay on Napster and call mumble crappy
Riding my bike down the road without a helmet
Judge a guys muscles before I’ve ever felt it

Buying cupcakes and instantly get red velvet
I know how to say my name don’t know how to spell it
Wearing sunglasses inside
I hug ashes alive

I want fashion to hide
I’m unstrapped in the ride
I dm snoop Dogg every day he doesn’t answer
The movie I’ve watched the most is black panther

I’m a rad dancer
Tik toks with Break Up Brad and birds
Favorite reindeer is prancer
Wide spread like I’m cancer

Met the mayor with no manners
Put a larger object under the scanner
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Mr Pancake Man Lyrics – How To Be a Gangster

Mr Pancake Man

How To Be a Gangster