Wearing cut off jean shorts
Or maybe a tracksuit
Driving to the school
In my Chevy Nova
Between my legs is a Super Big Gulp cup of Coca-Cola
I may be a skid but my kids don’t drink Coca-Cola
They’ll drink lemonade
For you I’d be a skid-ly dad
Cuz you are so cute
You knock me off my ten speed
And I smash my six-pack
For you I’d be a skid-ly dad
Cuz you are so beautiful
You take my breath away
Saturday afternoons
Watching wrestling VHS
Teaching my kids the Iron Sheik’s finishing move the Camel Clutch
Cuz I know in my mind
My kids will be able soon to beat my weak #ss
So I better slap them in the Camel Clutch while I still can
For you I’d be a skid-ly dad
Cuz you are so cute
I fall off my ten speed
And smash my six-pack
For you I’d be a skid-ly dad
Cuz you are so beautiful
You take my breath away
Until I am declared legally dead
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B.A.Johnston Lyrics – I Will Be A Skid Dad