If I was a jedi
My name would be Duke Skywalker
And while I couldn’t fly
I’d move inanimate objects with my mind power
If I were a famous cricket guy
My name would be Sachin Ten-Dekers
My team, my family
We would excel in the death overs
And I would rather be
Any of them than me
The puns in my last name are a bit of fun
But by no means a necessity
If I was a melon
There’s no way you’d throw away the ceeds
Recommend planting thеm
And cultivating me as a new speciеs
And then audio medium
Must definitely by a cee dee
Too small for a record
But not compressed enough for an mp3
And I would rather be
Any of them than me
The puns in my last name are a bit of fun
But by no means a necessity
If I were a movie or a pub
Dukes of Hazard, Dukes of Windsor
If I were a subway sub
I’d be less than a six inch
If I were a party drug
I’d simply be known as “D”
But that’s my father’s nickname
I won’t take it
He might get shitty
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