One, two, three, fjord!
Let’s pillage!
Vikings, vikings, they’re mean and bad
The people always gripe
But we’re here today to tell you this
Don’t believe the hype!
Now vikings come from Norway
Sweden, Denmark, too
But during winter in Scandinavia
There was nothing much to do!
So we built some ships and took some trips
Across the ocean blue
And exactly where we were going
We didn’t have a clue!
Thе Denmark Danes went down to Francе
Claimed Normandy for their own
And Denmark’s king, Canute the Great
Took the English throne!
Norweigans discovered Iceland
But vikings never stop
Greenland was discovered by
Eric the Red, my pop!
They say Columbus found America
Back when the world was flat
Well, Chris, we got some news for you
Been there, done that!
Yeah, we pillaged and we plundered
And held prisoners for ransom
But don’t forget, we had nice hair
And were really, really handsome!
We always launched surprise attacks
Which people found alarming
But when we weren’t ransacking things
We got really good at farming!
We made lots of pretty metal things
Like cups and coins we stashed
But our favorite thing to make was off
With other people’s cash!
True, we stole and murdered
As we went upon our journeys
If we lived in modern days
We’d probably be attorneys!
But hey, we weren’t just pirates
And merciless invaders
We were artists and explorers
And also business traders!
Sure, we roughed some people up
And we were hated in our day
But you shouldn’t really blame us
We’re just bjorn that way!
And that’s our viking rap
We’ve tried to keep it brief
So enjoy the show, we’ve got to go
And make like me and Leif!
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