One, two, Jahumba!
Where the calypso is hot and so’s the steel drummer
The weather is too and they all dance the rhumba
Jahumba, oh take me to Jahumba
Off the coast of Cuba, we can scuba dive for summer
Over in Jahumba
Take me to Jahumba
Where the beaches all are covered in shells
And the age of consent is twelve
Where the drinking age is fifteen
Life expectancy is fifty three in Jahumba
So take me to Jahumba
Off the coast of Cuba, we can scuba dive for summer
If we don’t get shot in Jahumba
So take me to Jahumba
Where child s-soldiers drive stolen cars
Where the magars are smoking
You can buy an AK-47
And nobody questions your motives in Jahumba
Take me to Jahumba
Over there, where there’s only one phone number
In Jahumba
Take me to jahumba
Pack up your mosquito nets so you don’t catch malaria
Get on the plane at 4 AM and drink imported rum-a
In Jahumba
Take me to Jahumba
They don’t have a real police force, and a limited government-a in Jahumba
So take me to Jahumba
I said, take me to Jahumba
So take me to Jahumba
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
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