Eat my #ss (i gotta-) (woah!)
Eat my #ss (i gotta take a little sh#t in my pants)
Eat my #ss, eat my #ss (eat, eat, eat) (shoutout to justin)
Eat my #ss (ass!)
Eat my #ss (ass!)
Eat my #ss (eat my, eat my)
Eat my #ss (eat my, eat my, eat my, eat my, eat my)
Eat my #ss (shoutout to grandma) (ass!)
Eat my #ss
Eat my #ss (aah!)
Eat my #ss (aah!)
Gotta take a stinky, gotta take a winky
Gotta take a little something coming out my little pinkie
Open the door b#tch
Before i sh#t on the walls, the floor b#tch
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, it’s ‘bout to slip
Stinky pinkie poopy, can’t wait for a little doodie trip
Oh sh#t, a little poopy on my pants
Spread it to my poopy hands
Poopy gang, i’m the man
Ah sh#t, ah sh#t, aah!
My lord, my lord
My #ss, my lord
I must take a stinky here (i have to take a stinky right here!)
My king, my lord
My #ss, the floor (my #ss!)
My #ss, it trembles in fear (it’s trembling!)
Duke please, tell him i am stinking (tell him!)
Queen please, listen now (ahh!)
Sire i must confess that i will shi-it if i bow
Okay, i honestly didn’t write a verse two (i really didn’t)
So this verse go out to…grandma jilly out there (love you grandma)
I said, i said
Tmnmpnm, t-tmnmpn
U-tnmknm, ktmnpm
I gotta poop, poop (woot, woot)
I gotta poop, poop (woot) (ooh, ooh)
I said aah, i gotta take a sh#t
Stinky on my hands, stinky on my dick
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, in the toilet water
Wishy washy washy, i gotta take a potty
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
Watery poop, watery poop
All on my leg, all on my boot
All on my leg like aah
b#tch
Eat my #ss (ass!)
Eat my #ss (ass!)
Eat my #ss (eat my, eat my)
Eat my #ss (eat my, eat my, eat my, eat my, eat my)
Eat my #ss (shoutout to grandma) (ass!)
Eat my #ss
Eat my #ss (aah!)
Eat my #ss (aah!)
My lord, my lord
My #ss, my lord
I must take a stinky here (i have to take a stinky right here!)
My king, my lord
My #ss, the floor (my #ss!)
My #ss, it trembles in fear (it’s trembling!)
Duke please, tell him i am stinking (tell him!)
Queen please, listen now (ahh!)
Sire i must confess that i will shi-it if i bow
{outro: josè quiles, ?, ̶m̶e̶l̶l̶o̶w̶ˣᵖ, this is {?} i’m calling from a national data collection firm
We’re conduction a public opinion survey
And i would like to ask you some questions
May i speak to alexander {?}
Yeah sorry, good day
Young sir, umm, we’re conducting a short
Public opinion survey right now
I’m not trying to sell you anything
And i will not ask you for you {?}
And this call may be mo- hello?
Yeah sir, so this call may be monitored
Or recorded for quality assurance purposes
Umm, before we begin i need to know-
Eat my #ss, eat my #ss!
That was perfect timing
Bro that’s a perfect sample, oh my go-
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