This is David Haller, he’s going a little bonkers
Ever since birth, been getting worse
And he keeps hearing voices like Clockwork
Meets Syd, the untouchable crazy/beautiful
“What do the stars say?”
First kiss, get switched, back in, then sit
And crash the pool-party, Summerland, like summer camp
With waterside activities, like holding dianetics joysticks
To relive harrowing memories
That’s Ptonomy’s ability, Ms. Bird has Mr. coffee
There’s a girl who lives in a middle-aged man
There’s your unstable X-Men posse
Division 3, thе enemy, takes David’s sis through hard knocks
Lеd by old man River and a sketchy, shaven Bob Ross
Breakup in the kitchen, breaking all the dishes
Break into the office, busting up the shrink
Halloween chasing that beagle named King
Getting high with Lenny, that’s what you think
From the loony bin, they were analyzing spit
Thought she had her body split
When David body-swapped with Syd
She says “I’m you, I’m me, I’m everything you wanna be”
From the angry boy to the yellow eyes to the walking cyst
“It’s all been me”
How’s your brain?
You understand it?
This show makes you insane
But in a different way than X-Men: The Last Stand did
The astral plane where sedated David
Following the diver through the neon grass
Oh hey Jermaine? “Present”
He j chillin’, got martinis, poetry and jazz
David’s mind makes a room of white
Where he and Syd can get busy [naked butts
Guided by that parasite, like a maniac magician, wrecks D3
Stop the noise! Team X infiltrates his old home
Find him in the bedroom, bullets rip and go slowmo!
And Lenny’s feeling good
Analyzing spit again, powers written off as symptoms
Ping pong, cherry pie, Syd the only one who ain’t trippin’
Thwarted by some sweet tunes, Clockwork’s hands
Take a dark turn, Dude Cary slips into the astral plane
Runs an errand to Warby Parker
Lenny raises hell in the halls, folds Walter up like he ain’t nothin’
David’s in a place locked far, far away
In a coffin in his mind or something
‘Til British him, basically just Dan Stevens
Becomes the voice of reason, tracks the origins of Le-
Nah we’re not calling him that
But now we know
He’s Professor X’s kid
Let’s end it on a high note
At a higher pitch
Than Singer can hit
Remember Clark from the pool party?
He got 3rd degree and now he’s mad
Got a wolf cane and a big army
No match for David and his neat hat
Lenny, like a Giamatti Beetle Juice, flips the whole thing sideways
The only way to extract Farouk, is a series of Freaky Fridays
Psychic BOOM! Evacuate
But guess who the new host is
Oliver and Lenny take a British car on a classic US road trip
Summerland is back on track
Give crazy love a shot, than David’s abducted by a floating orb
Because why the f#ck not?
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The Warp Zone Lyrics – Legion (Season 1)