When Jebediah insists that incest just won’t do
Springfield and Shelbyville are whole, then split in two
They plant the tree that bears the sweetest fruit of all
A gang of youth from Shelbyville, the tree they stole
Eat my shorts!
Eat my shorts!
Eat my shorts!
Eat my shorts!
The boy, he wears a Beatles wig to fool the gang
He shows his prowess and his skills with the spray can
A skateboard chase ensues, arriving at the zoo
Where Rocky VII equals Rocky V plus II
Eat my shorts!
Eat my shorts!
Eat my shorts! (All our shirts)
Eat my shorts! (Eat all our shirts)
There she grows
Everyone knows
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade
We’ve found the place but overalls won’t let us in
He sucks the juice and then he bears the sour grin
Illegal parking out the front the hospital
We’ll be the Trojan as our camper van is pulled
Eat my shorts!
Eat my shorts!
Eat my shorts!
Eat my shorts!
Then she grows
Everyone knows
If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade
Banish the tree
It’s haunted, you’ll see
We lost the tree and it ain’t any use
We’ll just drink turnip juice
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Dr. Colossus (Band) Lyrics – Lemonade